Bruce — Bet by text

Real money deserves real guardrails.

Bruce is a friendly way to bet — built on serious, boring-in-a-good-way infrastructure.

Regulated markets

Your bets settle on CFTC-regulated prediction markets like Kalshi — real, legal venues with real prices. Not a back-room book.

We never hold your money

You bet through your own exchange account. Your funds stay there — Bruce only places the order, and can never withdraw a cent.

Encrypted & secure

The link to your account is encrypted at rest and scoped to trading only. Bruce can place the bets you confirm — nothing more.

Three texts. That's the whole thing.

No download, no order tickets, no fumbling through an app at tip-off.

1

Link once

Tap a link and connect your prediction-market account. One time, two minutes.

2

Text your bet

“50 on the lakers,” “yes on bitcoin 120k.” Plain English — Bruce figures out the market.

3

Reply Y

Bruce shows the exact bet and price. Reply Y and it's placed. Done before the whistle.

Bet on what you actually follow

🏀 NBA🏈 NFL⚾ MLB ₿ Crypto🗳️ Politics📈 Economics

Questions, answered

Short version: real markets, your money stays yours, you’re always in control.

Is this real betting — and is it legal?

Yes — real money on real markets. Bruce places your bets on CFTC-regulated prediction-market exchanges (like Kalshi): federally regulated event contracts, not an offshore book. Availability depends on the exchange and your location.

Do you hold my money?

No. You bet through your own exchange account and your funds stay there. Bruce only places the order you confirm — he can’t withdraw or move your money.

How do I actually place a bet?

Three texts: link your account once, text Bruce your bet in plain English (“50 on the lakers”), then reply Y to the confirmation. No app to download.

What can I bet on?

Sports (NBA, NFL, MLB and more), crypto prices, politics, and economic events — wherever there’s a regulated market.

Is my account information secure?

Your account link is encrypted at rest and scoped to trading only. Bruce can place the bets you confirm and nothing else.

What does it cost?

[Placeholder — add your pricing/fee answer here.] The market price and any exchange fees are shown before you confirm, so there are no surprises.

When can I start?

We’re rolling out early access now — text Bruce to grab your spot and we’ll text you the moment you can bet. You must be 18+ (or the age of majority where you live).

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